Thursday, January 15, 2009

Closets, mcgyver, and vegas

hmm......I think I'm going to carry on the theme of "blogging" for one more week at least. The funny thing is that I haven't told anyone (well i secretly told one person, but i'm not going to say his name...uh...I mean, i'm not even sure if he was a boy or a girl...) that I am a blogger yet. It's something that I'm a little nervous with coming out in the open about. I imagine it will be similar to when I tell everyone that I don't choose fruit on the bottom yogurt anymore (yoplait is just way too tasty), that i don't watch macgyver on a consistant basis like i did in the 90's, and of course that big thing in my life i still haven't told anybody about yet, yeah you know what I'm talking about, the whole closet thing that will change mine and everyone's lives forever ESPECIALLY MY FAMILY....fine, i'll just come out and say it...I moved my polo shirts to the beginnging of my closet warddrobe line instead of at the very end, i was waiting to come out and say that but it's out there now.

Here's a quick poem about vegas because I will be going there this weekend:

Vegas, Vegas, Hip Hip Horray
a poem by Jona Ashcroft

today today, is that very day
When I'm going to vegas
Hip hip horray

gambling, sex, drugs and all the things i be hatin'
I think I'll punch him, when i see him
that lameface sat'an

But don't worry, i know who i am
as the scriptures say, i will not be damned
I have the priesthood, what do u say?
I will not be staying in mandolo bay!

1 comment:

  1. i TOLD you fruit on the bottom yogurt was second rate!!!!!!